beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

(Source: spookywildling)

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

(Source: darcywreckme)

“Be careful who you vent to.”
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)

“Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.”

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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harrysrad:

when your friends are exchanging secrets right in front of you

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(Source: modelst)